rachel1997 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 ========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================Just after Lorena Bobbitt brutally cut off her husbands penis, she jumped intoher car andsped away. On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand,she decided tothrow it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the penis as far asshe could and spedaway again.Meanwhile 2 Canadians driving down the same highway happened to cross right byLorenna just as shetossed it out the window and the penis hit their windshield smack dab in themiddle.Stunned but still quiet the 2 Canadians drove on. About 3 miles down the roadthe one Canadian turnedto the other and said, "Man, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?" ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 good one!------------------I've got the beat...the one for your mind as well as your feet!AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 ------------------ AOL IM: ibizakhbHey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Good one------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menionleah Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ------------------Our civilization is still in a middle stage, no longer wholly guided by instinct, not yet wholly guided by reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearlessnyc00 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 I SAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by fearlessnyc00:I SAY!ummmmmm do you say anything else?rach..... ------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xfactor834 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Originally posted by rachel1997:========================= Naughty Joke Of The Day=========================Just after Lorena Bobbitt brutally cut off her husbands penis, she jumped intoher car andsped away. On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand,she decided tothrow it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the penis as far asshe could and spedaway again.Meanwhile 2 Canadians driving down the same highway happened to cross right byLorenna just as shetossed it out the window and the penis hit their windshield smack dab in themiddle.Stunned but still quiet the 2 Canadians drove on. About 3 miles down the roadthe one Canadian turnedto the other and said, "Man, did you see the size of the dick on that mosquito?" ------------------ Don't fly too high on borrowed wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xfactor834 Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 Oops...sorry Rach...meant to post the lil' blue dude laughing...Sowie ------------------ Don't fly too high on borrowed wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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