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I know this is the sex board but ya'll are SO much cooler the the other threads!!! im goin to vegas in Aug for a week or so and am curious on some tips for a 1st time vegas guy!!! (besides the obivous things on how not to get robbed and shit)

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Some rules:

1) Don't gamble on Day 1

2) Never order champagne at a strip club

3) Raid the buffets

4) Buy drinx from the cheap stores around the corner of the Strip

5) Always have fun with the waitresses

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you wont get robbed! even the casinoes who take all your money are not "robbing" you, bc you willingly give them your money. vegas is relatively safe place considering its size and #s of ppl.

when you go, have fun. just remember that you can do pretty much what you want as long as you are gambling and drinking. there *are* underground parties and after hours (search the NYC board for "vegas"), but for the most part, any drug use other than alcohol abuse is *not* accepted nor tolerated. those cowboys have strict laws against marijuanna and everything else imanginable. so if you do do drugs -- BE CAREFUL!

babys, ra, and club rio are all decent regular nightclubs. you typically get LA or LA-styled DJs. afterhours does happen, but i havent been there in a while, so i will let someone else inform about the latest and greatest parties.

if you like sports betting, go the bellagio. its a class joint. at 8 to 1 or 7 to 1, bet on the red sox to win the series. the 2 to 1 on the yanks is a suckers bet. (sorry, i had to add that).

the bellagio is also good for poker, the mirage too (but there are alot of sharks at both places). the horseshoe and the orleans are the only poker rooms that give food comps (discounts, line passes). just ask the floor man.

for table games, any of the major casinos will give you good treatment. the odds are the same everywhere and they make enough money that none of them will ever attempt to rip you off.

if you want a prostitute, leave town. there are a few brothels about 1 hour outside of town. its ridiculous to get arrested, ripped off, and/or diseased within city limits for something that you could have done safely down the road. a few years ago, i went out to vegas with a friend of a friend who payed $200 for a hand job from a hooker at the rio. he paid her and brought her back to his room and because he had been drinking, he couldnt get it up. so, after five minutes of touching his limp dick, she left. id imagine two bills would have gotten him some better treatment at a brothel like the Chicken Ranch.

the Crazy Horse Too is the best strip club. stay away from any seedy looking strip club (or any other off the beaten path bar) as those are for the locals. as with any tourist town, locals dont appreciate having "their" place invaded by some out of towner who thinks he can hang. if you are a white tourist walking into a place thats only for mexican locals (or visa versa), then... well... go with god, my friend.

wherever you go, dont be afraid to ask about free stuff and line passes. asking a dealer if you get free drinks might bring a chuckle (drinks are free for players just about everywhere), but not asking means you will sometimes uselessly pay extra and wait in line for things.

also remember to splash tips around. most ppl in town work for tips and throwing a few dollars, a five spot, or a twenty is the vegas way. also, the cabbies are generally fairly straight-up and are busy enough that you dont have to worry about them ripping you off.

theres also a bunch of other stuff. try the space shot at the needle or the roller coaster at NY NY. if you like meat, eat out at a brazilian place called Ulees. if you like mexican, go to Albertos (its accross the stip from the Stardust, in the second floor of the red strip mall).

have fun. good luck. and if you are used to places like twilo, SF, etc, dont get too excited about the nightclubs. they are fine fun, but nothing spectacular.

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thats all good shit ...i just got back from vegas ..my third time in under 6 months ..i love that place ur gonna have great time...

make sure u tip

make sure u know the table rules are before u sit

it ussually takes a bit for u drink to come cuz they want to play more...if u gonna stay at one table or in one area...tip big...or tip before u order TIPS by deffinition means To Insure Proper Service

ur not gonan get robbed its very safe there...

ummm clubs get packed fast but the lines move fast except for ghost bar..hard rock is allot of fun maybe my fav..

try and get pool passes for the differnent hotels...if u go to that hotel the day before and talk to the bartends ..they might be able to hook u up ...hard rock has a topless pool..and the palms has club skin which is hot

if u wanna play cheap games and drink cheaper drinks go to the place next to O' shea's i forget the name but its cheap and fun early evening....

but most important have fucking ...its gonnabe africa hot...iwas there last week and it was 116 .....i might be going in aug also

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i cant get enough of that place

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