mugwump Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 OK guys..I hope this thread is more succesfull than the one I started at the NY boards..(uncreative bunch of winey babies)So here's the question:If the sex Boards ever made a PORN flick what role would most likely fit who in here?(In other words who would play the rolls of --------------------------------------------* The stud "The John Holmes" character with all the chicks on him..(Starring Porn star)*The Hottie Porn queen(only into "typical sex" so if your wild try playing the...)* The Kinky sex queen (Likes it up the ass and has a great S&M scene in which she tortures the stud)*The guy next door that walks in on the sex and joins (Gives it to the kinky chick up the ass)*The cheerleaders that nock at the door selling cookies and and join the orgy (Eventualy get in on some chick on chick action with a double headed dildoe..)*The exotic Latin lover that shows up to fix the water pipes and ends up shagging the Hottie Porn QueenAnd finally..*The Cop that busts up the orgy just in time to join in the final money shot! (For those of you that would just like to "walk in" and watch but not nessesarly join in the shag fest)-------------------------------------------Get creative now guys!And for bonus points:What would you call the Flick (and who would do the soundtrack?) ------------------ "Cartoons are the real deal. I think humans are the FAKES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdick Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 Mr. Dick would clearly be the camera man, director, and producer - heh! we don't have a big budget here so we are gonna go gonzo style (which is best anyways).Everynow and then I would have a brief cameo And Mug: you forgot fluff girls!! how could you forget fluff girls my man!! they are the heart and soul of a porn set. I know they aren't around much anymore but Mr.Dick does his movies Old School. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 29 Author Report Share Posted April 29 Oh..if you feel like checking out how the NYC film turned out check it out: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/029063.html (they ended up killing yours truely as usual..arent they sweet hearts over there?)NOW I KNOWWW..you guys can do better than that! ------------------ "Cartoons are the real deal. I think humans are the FAKES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 29 Report Share Posted April 29 i'll be the cheerleader!! ------------------ "How did it get so late so soon?It's nite before it's afternoon.December is here before it's June.My goodness how the time has flewn.How did it get so late so soon?"- Dr. Seuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 Well so far we have a director and a cheerleder,,Damnit looks like I'll have to nominate myself to play multiple rolls again..but I honestly don't see how I can keep it up with so many costume changes!someone please !We need porn stars!!------------------ "Preposterous ASS! That never read so far to know the cause why music was ordained! Was it not to refresh the mind of man, after his studies, or his usual PAIN? -Shakespear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I'd probably be one of the male stars.------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I'd be the "stunt dick"..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty"You're to old fat man......and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I want to be the set designer. If not, can I be the chick who sparys water on them to make them look hott and wett??? I got lots of water bottles...Oh and Id also like to be the person who buys all toys to be used for on screen shots~I have an extended background in "toy" shopping lol kAt------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by misskittie:I have an extended background in "toy" shopping lol kAtOh No!!! DOes that mean you really did throw them all away!!!Moment of silence please for Miss Kitties vibrators...------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by cmb1975: Oh No!!! DOes that mean you really did throw them all away!!!Moment of silence please for Miss Kitties vibrators...Yes dear...I parted ways with many of them. After my 12 speed died, none can come close to comparing. Such a sad, sad day that way. >sniffle< kAt------------------ [This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 05-01-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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