phrankadelic Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Some of you might've heard this one already...but it's still hilarious!!For some time many of us havewondered just who is Jack Schitt? Wefind ourselves at a loss when someonesays, "You don't know Jack Schitt"Well, thanks to genealogy efforts,you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, marriedO. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple producedsix children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twinsDeap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against herparents' objections, Deap Schitt marriedDumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack andNoe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt latermarried Ted Sherlock, and, because herkids were living with them, she wanted tokeep her previous name. She was then knownas Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,and they produced a son with a rathernervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.Two of the other six children, Fulla Schittand Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughoutHappens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaperannounced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigalson, left home to tour the world. He recentlyreturned from Italy with his new Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.Now when someone says, "You don't know JackSchitt," you can correct them.Sincerely,Crock O. Schitt------------------ AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 OMG! That is soooooo funny!!! ------------------Is it Friday yet? Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menionleah Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 thats another classic like apothe's yesterday........too funny ------------------ Our civilization is still in a middle stage, no longer wholly guided by instinct, not yet wholly guided by reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 ha hahee heeho hoTUHU! ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 That is some funny stuffPeace------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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