rachel1997 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 PICKUP LINESI wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. *Lick finger and wipe on her shirt* Let's get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away. Are those real? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. *Look down at your crotch* It's not just going to suck itself. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Fuck if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is The Rock, remeber that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in publicWanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyrevs Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 damn those are my lines,shit!!lol ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Watch out girls... I can just hear some of the guys trying some of those lines out!------------------Is it Friday yet? Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by rachel1997:PICKUP LINES[*]Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? i'm def gonna try that one !------------------Your ad here !contact joeydollaz@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by joeydollaz: i'm def gonna try that one !You better duck!------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I'll just stick to:*blank stare*Girl: What?Me: You're just soooo amazingly beautiful!Girl: :blush: Thanks... (smile)Me: Want to have rauncy sex all night?Us: We leave the club.LOLJ/K------------------"Can you feel it?""We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go."CrystalMethodNYC@aol.comwww.extremegroove.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Steve that worked on my sweety.Becon a girl with your finger..IF she comes over, deliver the killer..If i can make you come with one finger imagine what i can do with five / my tongue / my dick (delete as apropriate)------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Some of these are nice and offensive, so I felt it my natural duty to share them with you all. Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there considersyou a slut.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Probably because you will be on your knees gobblin' on my cockMan: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilised.Man: No problem, I can always shoot it on your back.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: That works for me....... as long as you are still alittle warm.------------------AIM: Spragga25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 i might actually use a few of these...-star gets out her notebook and jots a few down- ------------------ "How did it get so late so soon?It's nite before it's afternoon.December is here before it's June.My goodness how the time has flewn.How did it get so late so soon?"- Dr. Seuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I always like comebacks to anything.------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 That is funny but I should hear this thing I found, I should post it when I can find it, it is the rebutals to male pick up lines, so funny------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I found it, and here it isTop Ten Rejection Lines Given by Women (& What they actually mean) I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in Deliverance. There's a slight difference in our ages.(I don't want to "do" my Dad.) I'm not attracted to you in that way.(You are the ugliest dork I ever laid eyes on.) My life is too complicated right now.(I don't want you to spend the whole night because you might hear the phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) I've got a boyfriend.(I prefer my male cat and a pint of Ben & Jerry's.) I don't date men I work with.(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system let alone the same building.) It's not you, it's me.(It's you.) I'm concentrating on my career.(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) I'm celibate.(I've sworn off only dorks like you.) Let's be friends.(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.) ------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 My what beautiful teeth you have, I hope to come accross them again someday. ------------------Available for play, but not for stay.New Mix CD available "5 HTP"DJmikeDR@aol.com aim: DJmikeDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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