Cowboy to the rescue!!!

[phrankadelic]

Two cowboys from Alberta walk into a roadhouse to wash the

trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a

beer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at

a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After

a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"

The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins

to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the

woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties and

slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small

of her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm

and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe

again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink

from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick

Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it before."

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AIM: Phatskils2

[misskittie]

BAHAHAHAHAH THATS FABULOUS~

Nice lil joke there buddy~

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[torontotrance]

hahahahaha, that is so funny. I love laughing at western canadian jokes.

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