phrankadelic Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 Two cowboys from Alberta walk into a roadhouse to wash thetrail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking abeer and talking about current cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman ata nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. Aftera minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman beginsto turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to thewoman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties andslowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the smallof her back. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasmand the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breatheagain, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drinkfrom his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it before." ------------------ AIM: Phatskils2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 BAHAHAHAHAH THATS FABULOUS~Nice lil joke there buddy~------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted May 8 Report Share Posted May 8 hahahahaha, that is so funny. I love laughing at western canadian jokes. ------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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