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Sex is beautiful [5]

Loving someone is awesome [7]

I love everyone [5]

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Don't fly too high on borrowed wings

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The first one is sweet! The second one......... cwm13.gif , I'll send that to my ExBF!

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"No further evidence is needed to show that "mental illness" is not the name of a biological

condition whose nature awaits to be elucidated, but is the name of a concept whose purpose is

to obscure the obvious."

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My Anal Sex Haiku

Dick up in your ass

Lube drips in between your legs

I'm going to cuuuuuuuuuuummm.

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OBE is a thing of beauty

"You're to old fat man...

...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."

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So many poets in our mists, congrats with all the dope haikus.

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"NO SOUND SYSTEM IS SAFE" declared the cover of one magazine when Leftfield launched their debut album, 'Leftism', in 1995. It was a prediction that by the Summer of 1996 had literally come true: during a gig on the 'Leftism' tour at London's Brixton Academy, sound levels reached the highest ever recorded at the venue, while the bass vibrations caused the ceiling to start disintegrating, showering dust and plaster onto the stage.

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My Sexual Prescription Haiku

Claire's tit in my mouth

Moonshine riding my cock hard

A threesome a day....

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OBE is a thing of beauty

"You're to old fat man...

...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."

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