chula22 Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meetsomeone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You".The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can not stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 hehe------------------ transcend 1. To pass beyond the limits of2. To be greater than, as in intensity or power; surpass3. To exist above and independent of (material experience or the universe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jamaica Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 That was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 ------------------~~all those who dance may enter my life~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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