Saint Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I sell drugs. I smuggle them into clubs, hiding them in my brain like Schwartzenegger in Total Recall...when somebody wants to purchase some shit, they suck my balls and out ejaculates dime bags of D.N.A. (Dick-like Necrophiliac Acids) up the nostrils of drug cats. When they want more, I bend them over and lather their anal sphincers with R&BJ (Rice and Bean Juice) until they cry "Eyeeee Pappy" seven times front and backwards (Yppap eeeeyE). For the real feans...I bend over and they undo the stitches on my rectal walls, and I giggle as the drugs fall from my microscopic ass hairs, onto the sugar-sensors of their tastebuds...and I watch them cringe, begging for liquid...golden showers...My Star War dick power...I bite their nipples off for ransom just in case the probability of not being paid comes up. I hate getting wet and no longer wish to pollute our streams with the rotted ligaments of really bad people.On my spare time, I teach kindergarten children their Bill of Rights. I take my knife and slice the pride of confederate whites...the American Flag...I get the rip-page on...I rip that sun-bitch open like the neck of this hooker I pimped who decided she wanted to charge me for a lick. So I dropped a butcher knife on her temple...and I giggled as her brain cells educated the hangnails on my big toes. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I'm a part-time pastor in the basement of St. Patricks Cathedral. I undress youths and rebuke demons as I lay my hands underneath white dress seams. Preaching is 'KEWL'. I giggle as I drip oil atop vertical buttcheeks and eat crabs from the uppitty-upper class girlies...Perhaps this post bears truth...but like MattyPhatty's dumb ass...I doubt it...Saint!!!P.S. Piggies try to chase me but find a Bible next to their wives panties...tucked within my pillowcases...along with their engagement rings...suck my dick mr. blue piggies...Saint!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lecy337 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 ROTFLMAO!!!!Damn I love you Saint! Only you.... Lecy------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted May 22 Author Report Share Posted May 22 I know you can grab my buttocks and make me giggle like a drunken nun getting her first labia lick, but can you grasp the hidden concepts of my post? xo, Saint!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tunnel420 Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 lol you could always expect a good laugh from saints posts.Your the one reason i still check this board once in a while.Lol thanks Saint Peace out bro------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Everytime I read one of your poems . . . I can't help but cringe with admiration.BlueAngel------------------Music is the language of souls . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 the underlying, or the 'hidden concepts', that's what makes your shit for real Saint. i hear you loud and clear...keep it up yo...peace------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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