tranza Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damn communist.Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving sons-of-bitches and enjoy masturbation more than sex.Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while porking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.I'm a Pisces.. [This message has been edited by tranza (edited 06-19-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Wow...I'm all about masturbation more then sex. Who needs women?Leo - Grrr!------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lecy337 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 O k Tranza... first of all... HI! I haven't said hi to you in a while..... ok next.. well mine is totaly wrong...so I'm pissed.. and I refuse to kill myself..!!!! ------------------the best things in life are freelecy337@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I'M NOT CHEAP !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizard Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 yeah, im a pisces...werd.and this stuff must be true, because CM told me he didn't like girls anymore. peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranza Posted June 20 Author Report Share Posted June 20 Originally posted by lecy337:O k Tranza... first of all... HI! I haven't said hi to you in a while..... ok next.. well mine is totaly wrong...so I'm pissed.. and I refuse to kill myself..!!!! HI!! Mine is totally 10000% accurate.. RIGHT?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Yo Yo Yo!!!Wasssup?I'm a Pisces too !!Pisces Represent!!!How's that MP3 coming along?Peace,------------------Darrell G.HAZE Promotions/>http://people.goplay.com/hazedg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Yes, I am stubborn and bullheaded......the communist thing - possible I am 1/2 Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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