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This just in!!! "West Nile Virus" Closes Night Clubs


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All NYC Clubs to be closed due to Extacy user's spilling water on dance floors. The spilling of water creates a breeding ground for West Nile infected Mosquito's. Club owner's will put Insect Repellent in smoke machines to help fight this problem. tongue.gif

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DJChris,

Upon further investigation we now know for sure that it's not a problem with spilling water on the dance floors...this theory has been dismissed.

Confirmed reports now point to "JuiceHead Armpits" as the new breeding ground for the evil WestNile Virus. Night clubs such as the Sound Factory in New York have one of the highest populations of JuiceHeads with exposed armpits. Representatives urge patrons to "stay clear till preventative measures can be taken".

The first spraying will take place @ Sound Factory this Friday 07/28/2000. A unique formula of anti-perspirant and other JuiceHead chemicals will be used to minimize the exposure of armpits for Saturday night.

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When it's all said and done, we've still got the music.

[This message has been edited by Quest (edited 07-25-2000).]

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