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Lines for guys who have big dicks


nickijay

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My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me.

My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

HEE HEE, from a list of 101 from: Michael "Air" Biza

PS: I don't have a dick, but I thought these were funny!

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