ezdreamer Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as thetruck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"."I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road!", replied the priest."No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck".The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD".Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priestand said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer"."That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!------------------Dream a little dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Lawyers... those fucking sheisters!!------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 Ok this one was funny, but the other ones... naaaaaa...... [This message has been edited by rachel1997 (edited 09-19-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 I should copy n paste and sedn that to my brother in law.....should I tell you he's alawyer too?? haha But hes a good laywer...imagine that.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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