tranza Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdezoil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of themost expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amidcheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were botheaten by a killer whale.2. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on theworld flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he came downeight hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust,his girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had beencut off.3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shakingfrantically with what looked like a wire running from his waisttowards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from thedeadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the backdoor, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had beenhappily listening to his Walkman.4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty ofsending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all twothousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded,trampling the two hapless protesters to death.And the capper.......5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on aletter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.that is brutal!! ------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Shit thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 Brutal???? FUCK THAT...KiLL all those Iraqi terrorist mothaFUCKAZ~!!!!! ...MikeMc.------------------STRENGTH Guest List Exit Saturdays... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 LMAODOUG...For once, you had something funny to say ------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranza Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 Originally posted by crystalmethodny:LMAODOUG...For once, you had something funny to say SMFC bitch boy.. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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