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BELL ATLANTIC RESTAURANT

1095 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY 10036

800-621-9900

BELL ATLANTIC RESTAURANT SERVICES

Cod steak $8.17

French fries $2.01

Peas $1.40

Limited Meal Service $30.85

Knife $0.60

Fork $3.17

Metal Cutlery With Handles $6.20

Table Access Charge $1.19

Chair Maintenance Plan $2.95

Menu Listing Service $0.49

Bell Atlantic Condiments and

Sauces (detail below) $1.11

Federal Fish Tax $0.62

Local Menu Readability $0.23

TOTAL $58.99

ITEMIZED CONDIMENTS AND SAUCES

With Limited Meal Service you pay a fixed

nightly rate for air and water at your table.

Consult your menu for condiment and sauce rates.

Item Number of ml Rate per ml Amount

Ketchup 10 0.03 0.30

Salt 1 0.01 0.01

Tartar 20 0.04 0.80

Total 1.11

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You forgot about, the privilage of being in this fine establishment tax, privilage of being served by us tax, nourishment tax, guaranteed no salmonella tax, bathroom use taxes, taking up space in the restaurant tax, talking tax, failure to comply wtih non-established dress code tax... etc..

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