mstill11 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Leather ones are probably better.Ever fuck a watermellon?You let it rot for a few days till its soft, than cut a hole and bang it till it explodes with fruity passion!Ever fuck a hot Banana peel?Of course I never did. I just heard!------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 noyou should get out more oftenor pay for it------------------you can judge the quality and content of one's character by the way they treat someone that can do nothing for them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 i fucked tim couch once, he told me he played football, thats all i needed to know.------------------ grapeape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrThunder Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 I jerked off with a banana peel...put it in the microwave for ten seconds and work it!!! almost better than the real thing...MMM MMM GOOD!!!Thunda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 One time I fucked my cat, no joke, i killed it!! She couldnt take the Flexanator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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