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Pete Tong has just been arrested in conjunction with a massive trainwreck on NYE in which thousands of clubgoers died. The powdered wig wearing drunkard justices in England are seeking the death penalty.

In a move almost as bizzare as Tongy attempting to spin records, he has asked his long time buddy Judge Jules to be his attorney. Insiders say that the disillusioned Tong believes Julsey has some connections in the judiciary system because of his name.

In related news, BBC's stock was up 15%

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chronic is the answer...

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Originally posted by p00h:

Pete Tong has just been arrested in conjunction with a massive trainwreck on NYE in which thousands of clubgoers died. The powdered wig wearing drunkard justices in England are seeking the death penalty.

In a move almost as bizzare as Tongy attempting to spin records, he has asked his long time buddy Judge Jules to be his attorney. Insiders say that the disillusioned Tong believes Julsey has some connections in the judiciary system because of his name.

In related news, BBC's stock was up 15%

LMAO!!!! THAT WAS TOO FUNNY cwm4.gif

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people on ludes should not drive!!!

AOL J303J

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