rachel1997 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 TODAY'S LOL! BLONDE'S REVENGE Part IIWhat's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?No one else wants it.Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturdaynight?StartledWhere do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?From their underarmsWhy did God create brunettes ?So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.What is the most frustrated animal in the world ?A brunette rabbit.How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.How do you get a redhead to argue with you?Say something!How do you get a redhead's mood to change?Wait 10 seconds.Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?Someone told them to a redhead. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Thanks Rachel I liked that! ------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 How do you turn a blonde into a brunette?Turn her upside down.------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissybumps Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 those were some really good ones girl!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 hey i liek brunettes ,.. ? does that mean i'm ugly ?------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by rachel1997:How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.How do you get a redhead to argue with you?Say something!How do you get a redhead's mood to change?Wait 10 seconds.Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?Someone told them to a redhead. I can attest to those Are there any redhead ones?...or are redheads just perfect ?------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonct5 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Those are hilarious!!!!!Throw some more out there, we want an encore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Good one...and I'm a brunette! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Hehehehehe Rachel, I'll dye your hair black for this one!!! Watch out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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