cathyo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 My b/f is taking an anthropology course and for extra credit the teacher wanted them to come up with a song to the tune of the Beverley Hillbillies but it had to do with NJ. Here's what we came up with...Come and listen to a story ‘bout a guido named Joey,A Jersey club DJ couldn’t afford a cannoli.And then one day he fell into a slump,And through the crowd came a girl with a bump,K that is, Ketamine, cat tranquilizer.Well the next thing you know, old Joey’s dealing XLa famiglia said “Hey Joey hit the bricks”!He knew the city was the place he oughta be,So he loaded up his Iroc and he moved to NYC.New York that is, Sound Factory, Twilo.Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Joey and his crew,Undercover cops moved in and now he is through.After his sentence and he is set free,Joey will head back to New JerseyThink his teacher might get suspicious? I thought it was funny ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 LOL! I don't know about handing that in, but it's hysterical! I'm in school and NONE of my assignments have ever had to do w/ theme songs... ------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycetouch Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 I might commit playgarism------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 Originally posted by nycetouch:I might commit playgarismNo way man it's already got a copywrite on it! Best part is, he has to get up and recite it in class. You can other people work on it with you so I think he'll try to get someone else to do the actual performance!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ [This message has been edited by cathyo (edited 01-28-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 that is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melichacha Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 excellent I took a Philosophy and the Law course, and the last subject was drug rights... My prof was the guy who wrote the book, and he's all for legalization ""only because it's logically sound..." RIIIIGHT...). He told us about one guy who wrote his final paper and attached a dime of the good stuff to it... he never told us what the guy got in the class or what ever became of the weed, but I think I can safely assume... - Meli - ------------------ "MeliChaCha -- Saving the world before bedtime... wait... I'm supposed to SLEEP?!""I've said it before and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast -- if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you might miss it." - The incomparable Ferris Bueller"I've been consumed by the quicksand of randomness..." -- Me2001: THE YEAR OF THE CHACHA!!!"It comes and goes... the trick is to figure out how to get it to come more." - Randy James, Choreographer (speaking about focus... what were YOU thinking??) ... and to all my people, "Peace -- and Humpty-ness forever!" AIM: MeliChaChaE-MAIL: MeliChaCha@powerpuff.com <--- new addy! OR MeliChaCha@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 Hey Meli, didn't you say you go to Rutgers??That's where he is taking the class BTW.------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 That is real shady...Funny, but shady... ------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 Originally posted by mp3some:That is real shady...Funny, but shady... The song or the teacher's request??------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abuglio Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 great tune....definitely hand that in.------------------I'm going to a pretty place where the flowers grow...I'll be back in an hour or so. Ecstasy is god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 29 Author Report Share Posted January 29 I think the class is today. I could never do it ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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