ricfutures Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:Drink: BeerPersonality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.Drink: Blender DrinksPersonality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks.Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.Drink: Mixed DrinksPersonality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very pickytastes; knows exactly what she wants.Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink.Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings withfriends.Drink: White ZinfandelPersonality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be aneasy target.Drink: ShotsPersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totallydrunk ... and naked.Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.White Zinfandel: He's gay ------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Hee hee hee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 hrmmm.... that definately makes me a beer girl, even though i am partial to mixed drinks... is there an in between??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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