happykittn Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 A Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, handsome, charming, young prince that I was and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so. Hehehehehe... I thought it was cute. ------------------The purpose of life? To die young as late as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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