risa06 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 I just saw it on the other board and thought it was funny:Girls, Be Nice!!!!!"30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN"-1. I've smoked fatter joints that that.2. Ahhhh, it's so cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big.8. Its OK, we'll work around it.9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?10. Oh no...a flash headache.11. (giggle and point).12. Can I be honest with you?13. How sweet, you brought incense.14. This explains your car.15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow16. Why is God punishing me?17. At lease this won't take long.18. I never saw one like that before.19. But it stil works, right?20. It looks so unused.21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarets.23. Are you cold?24. If you get me real drunk first.25. Is that an optical illusion?26. What is that?27. It's a good thing you have so many other talants.28. Does it come with an air pump?29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.30. I guess this makes me 'early bird.....GIRLS!!!!! BE NICE!!!!!..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 LOLA !!!LMFAO !!! Those are hysterical !!------------------AIM vampienyc10e-mail: vampie@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by vampienyc10:LOLA !!!LMFAO !!! Those are hysterical !!Be Nice!!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!are you going on Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambitx73 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 those werent harsh at all...you should've heard what girls tell me when they see me naked:1) Wow..does that eggroll roll2) is that fried dumpings3) can I pull it and stretch it out4) Is that a german SSS style helmet5) does it swim6) Why only one chopstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by gambitx73:those werent harsh at all...you should've heard what girls tell me when they see me naked:1) Wow..does that eggroll roll2) is that fried dumpings3) can I pull it and stretch it out4) Is that a german SSS style helmet5) does it swim6) Why only one chopstickyeah, but mine are funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Oh shit LOL... Too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by mysteriousss:Oh shit LOL... Too funny Z...just Be Nice...K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by risa06: Z...just Be Nice...K Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idisyda Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 did anyone of you eva used these lines???------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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