ggg13 Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 TOP 10 WAYS TO BE THE FUNNIEST GUY IN YOUR OFFICE 10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't,and then punch them in the face. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you thesympathy remarks, tell everyone you were kidding and call them a bunch ofqueers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. In the meeting pretendyou're hocking up a loogie, spit it into a glass and hand it to the personnext to you and say "BEAT THAT!" 7. Inform a male co-worker that he would make a good hooker, then piss inhis coffee and tell him he needs a good ass fucking. 6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front ofyour pants. 5. Answer every question with " Fucked if I know...", then call the personnext to you a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you carry a gun, and keep playing with yournuts. Get them really sweaty and go around shaking everyone's hand. 3. Run down the hall with your dick out spraying piss everywhere yelling "Itwont stop! God help me it wont stop!" Then when it does, look down and say,"Oh! I must have broken it." 2. Ask to borrow a co-worker's expensive pen. Bring it to the bathroom andstick it up your ass - return it to the person and tell them that it smellsbad and tell them to smell it. When they say that it smells, say "It should- I had it up my ass!" 1. Shit on your office floor and when someone comes in and sees it, tellthem it's the fake rubber kind. When they try to pick it up and realize thattheir hand is full of real shit - embarrass them in front of everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.