ggg13 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap> > them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.> >> > 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,> > and go back for more.> >> > 3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push> > the wrong ones.> >> > 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if> > they know what floor you're on.> >> > 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your> > friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg.> > How's your day been?"> >> > 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it> > up, then scream, "That's mine!"> >> > 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the> > elevator.> >> > 8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone> > gets on, ask if they have an appointment.> >> > 9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to> > play.> >> > 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask> > them if they hear something ticking.> >> > 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency> > procedures and exit with the passengers.> >> > 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"> >> > 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them> > occasionally.> >> > 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay.> > Don't panic, they open up again."> >> > 15) Swat at flies that don't exist.> >> > 16) Tell people that you can see their aura.> >> > 17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.> >> > 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and> > muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"> >> > 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering> > inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"> >> > 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the> > wall, without getting off.> >> > 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in> > horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.> >> > 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the> > other passengers.> >> > 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.> >> > 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.> >> > 25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and> > then announce, "I have new socks on."> >> > 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce> > to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 ROFLMFAO that was really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 OMG THOSE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY! LMAO!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 oh god, those are so funny.....!!------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 I did one of those b4! -Jamms "iamakrakhed" ------------------AIM: ynicholas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 OMG !!!LMFAO !!! ------------------AIM vampienyc10e-mail: vampie@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggg13 Posted February 3 Author Report Share Posted February 3 GOOD SHIT RIGHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratnik Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 HAHAHAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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