To all my clubkids out there!!! This is soo funny!

[karch]

I loved this one. Funny as hell and true

Club kids... If you are a true club kid...

1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are sayinghi to somone

2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movementwords in your vocabulary.

3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and thensomehow became best friends witht them over a week.

4 mayonnaise, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things thatcome to your head when you hear the word "JAR".

5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter.

6 you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the topof your head.

7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e).

8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets andjacket open before you get to the bouncer to search you.

9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching youjust to bug him is an easy way to get him to search you less.

10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.

11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle fromacross then club.

12 you know what a blinkie light is.

13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. nightinside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west sidehighway."

14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro(braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or"bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight""slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" .

15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.

16 you know that pma = bad.

17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.

18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.

19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.

20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.

21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.

22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am.

23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.

24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is yourfriend.

25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".

26 if you live in nj... you are italian.

27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30when the sighn says $6.49 all night.

28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.

29 you have paid at least $20 for a pill smaller then atylenol that was a tylenol.

30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun.

31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mindstrays, and your mouth waters...

32 you have fought somone over the computer over which isbetter... sound factory or exit.

33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time

34 snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you...especially when it falls inside.

35 you have sat on a couch in factory and pondered themeaning of life.

36 you say "i think im going to take a break thisweek..." and then that weekend you find yourself morefuct up then, than any other time you ever wentclubbing.

37 you know that cractory, crack factory, and soundpharmacy all refer to the same place.

38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sittingon ur desk for over a month.

39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, onlyto get it all messed up all over again when you come homecracked out sat morning.Simple fact...

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[trippintrance64]

God this made my night. I was laughin my ass off

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[zeenon53]

this is just about the funniest post i have read yet...lmao