healthy insanity level

[matta]

u may have seen this before but please enjoy.....

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses

on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they

slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your

voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:

Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or

Elvis-the-King@companyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if

they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little

synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once

everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,

switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for

sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what

you think."

11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with

the prophecy."

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the

brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist

to others that you like it that way.

13) Dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically

after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't

rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the

same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.

(This is especially effective if your boss is of the

opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them

what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me,

I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a

tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't

attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

24) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling

name, "Rock Hard".

25) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I

Won!", "I Won!" "3rd time this week!!!"

26) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the

parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're

loose!"

27) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head

that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."

28) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the

economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

29) Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your

mother is here!"

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[nickijay]

yep, those crack me up........

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