mik-e_smilez Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 OK, here's the situation ...You're at a party, it's 2AM, and you're getting down to the beat whenSUDDENLY... You look around and the event is being flooded with cops ... comingthrough the doors, climbing through the windows, rappeling from the ceiling...Now it could be that that pill you thought was Ecstasy that you got beforethe party from that guy on the corner in the giant Dr. Seuss hat wasactually something a bit more powerful or it's more likely that the partyyou're at is getting BUSTED!!!Here's a few tips and some fun things you can do as a consolation before youjust go to the afterparty that the idiot cops don't realize will inevitablyspring up 'cause you CAN'T KEEP RAVERS DOWN!!!! YEAH!!! =)Tips1) Don't panic. You're at a party and there's no law against that so relax.2) If you're drunk(naughty, naughty) pretend you're sleepy. It usuallyworks.3) If you have to drive somewhere and you're drunk, DON'T!!! Stay in thecar and tell the nice officer you're too sleepy to drive.Fun Things to do to Cops That Are Busting a Party1) Ask her/him if s/he's 'rolling'.2) Tell her/him how sexy s/he is ... ESPECIALLY if s/he is the same sex asyou are.3)Ask them where the afterparty's at.4)Ask them if they can draw your outline on the sidewalk with that littlechalk they have.5) Ask to see their gun ... wink.6) When the cops come bursting through the doors scream 'SURPRISE!!!' andwish them a happy birthday.7)Ask them to apprehend the green elves with the laser beam eyes.8) Tell them 'they' went that way(point any direction)9) Ask for directions to the nearest all night donut shop ... laugh at themwhen they tell you and say to your friends "I told you s/he'd know!!!"10) When they ask you to leave, pretend you don't see them, look around andask, "Is that you God?"11) Give all the money in your wallet to a friend in full view of the copsand then tell them you know where to get some really good PLUR.12) Repeat everything that the cop says to you.13) Pretend you're a cop and tell the other kids to leave.14) Thank the cops for arriving when they did otherwise you were gonna callfire from heaven and bring these heathen, sinners to judgement yourself!15) Tell the cops you're undercover DEA, Division 6.16) Tell them you're James Bond.17) Tell them you're Marilyn Monroe.18) Welcome them to the Annual Policeman's Ball. Ask to take their coat.19) Ask them if they've seen you're anti-psychotic meds 'cause you're aboutto REALLY freak out!20) Ask them if they'd like to know where the REAL rave is at.21) Thank them for igoring the real problems in society.22) Ask them to leave 'cause their really killing 'the vibe'.23) Ask them if they'd like to see the tattoo of a cop that you got on yourasshole.24) Ask them when the Village People's next release is.25) Smile directly at them ... fart.26) Tell them you'd like to report a crime ... Your friend just puked onyour new Skechers.27) Make a complaint about the neighbors.28) Don't leave! Make them drag you out. They can't mace you unlessthey're threatened.29) If they use a bullhorn drop to your knees and scream, "OH GOD, IT'S THEVOICES, NOT AGAIN!!!"30)Be friendly and cooperative. This really throws 'em. Keep in mind thatcops are only assholes because they have to enforce laws that suck! Changethe laws, change the cops. VOTE!!!------------------'i wish U Heaven'"People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch""and remember Kids, You Can't spell cracKed out with K"aol IM=MikE420DKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillizzy Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 hahaha very cute cops never ruin my fun! just stop shining lights on me already;/------------------~*~lizzy~*~aim: woa its lizzyEXIT fridays: Lil Lizzy's Guestlist;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witchdoctor Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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