what to do if.........

[mik-e_smilez]

OK, here's the situation ...

You're at a party, it's 2AM, and you're getting down to the beat when

SUDDENLY...

You look around and the event is being flooded with cops ... coming

through the doors, climbing through the windows, rappeling from the ceiling

...

Now it could be that that pill you thought was Ecstasy that you got before

the party from that guy on the corner in the giant Dr. Seuss hat was

actually something a bit more powerful or it's more likely that the party

you're at is getting BUSTED!!!

Here's a few tips and some fun things you can do as a consolation before you

just go to the afterparty that the idiot cops don't realize will inevitably

spring up 'cause you CAN'T KEEP RAVERS DOWN!!!! YEAH!!! =)

Tips

1) Don't panic. You're at a party and there's no law against that so relax.

2) If you're drunk(naughty, naughty) pretend you're sleepy. It usually

works.

3) If you have to drive somewhere and you're drunk, DON'T!!! Stay in the

car and tell the nice officer you're too sleepy to drive.

Fun Things to do to Cops That Are Busting a Party

1) Ask her/him if s/he's 'rolling'.

2) Tell her/him how sexy s/he is ... ESPECIALLY if s/he is the same sex as

you are.

3)Ask them where the afterparty's at.

4)Ask them if they can draw your outline on the sidewalk with that little

chalk they have.

5) Ask to see their gun ... wink.

6) When the cops come bursting through the doors scream 'SURPRISE!!!' and

wish them a happy birthday.

7)Ask them to apprehend the green elves with the laser beam eyes.

8) Tell them 'they' went that way(point any direction)

9) Ask for directions to the nearest all night donut shop ... laugh at them

when they tell you and say to your friends "I told you s/he'd know!!!"

10) When they ask you to leave, pretend you don't see them, look around and

ask, "Is that you God?"

11) Give all the money in your wallet to a friend in full view of the cops

and then tell them you know where to get some really good PLUR.

12) Repeat everything that the cop says to you.

13) Pretend you're a cop and tell the other kids to leave.

14) Thank the cops for arriving when they did otherwise you were gonna call

fire from heaven and bring these heathen, sinners to judgement yourself!

15) Tell the cops you're undercover DEA, Division 6.

16) Tell them you're James Bond.

17) Tell them you're Marilyn Monroe.

18) Welcome them to the Annual Policeman's Ball. Ask to take their coat.

19) Ask them if they've seen you're anti-psychotic meds 'cause you're about

to REALLY freak out!

20) Ask them if they'd like to know where the REAL rave is at.

21) Thank them for igoring the real problems in society.

22) Ask them to leave 'cause their really killing 'the vibe'.

23) Ask them if they'd like to see the tattoo of a cop that you got on your

asshole.

24) Ask them when the Village People's next release is.

25) Smile directly at them ... fart.

26) Tell them you'd like to report a crime ... Your friend just puked on

your new Skechers.

27) Make a complaint about the neighbors.

28) Don't leave! Make them drag you out. They can't mace you unless

they're threatened.

29) If they use a bullhorn drop to your knees and scream, "OH GOD, IT'S THE

VOICES, NOT AGAIN!!!"

30)Be friendly and cooperative. This really throws 'em. Keep in mind that

cops are only assholes because they have to enforce laws that suck! Change

the laws, change the cops. VOTE!!!

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[lillizzy]

hahaha very cute

cops never ruin my fun! just stop shining lights on me already;/

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[witchdoctor]

NICE!