baby3tears Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 ... If you are a true club head...1) you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone2) drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.3) youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends within less than a week.4) mayonnaise, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to yourhead when you hear the word "JAR".5) you are, or somone you know is a promoter.6) you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head.7) youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e).8) you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.9) you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less.10) you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.11) your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across the club.12) you know what a blinkie light is.13) you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway." 14) you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with aquickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)""wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" .15) youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.16) you know that pma is bad.17) "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.18) "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.19) you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.20) you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.21) you know a girl who was/is a guy.22) during the week, you cant fall asleep until around 5am.23) to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.24) you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.25) you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".26) if you live in nj... you are italian.27) you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sign says $6.49 all night.28) you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.29) you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that was atylenol.30) to you, getting "bugged out" is amazing , and/or fun.31) every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and yourmouth waters...32) you have fought somone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit.33) you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time but now know it better than the back of your hand34) snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside.35) you have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.36) you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing.37) you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.38)you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.39) you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.Simple fact... Why club kids did it right....a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet=20stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says...=20hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets=20busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded=20sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the=20cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad...=20kid gets busted... (usually just weed)a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots,=20biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litinin=g=20to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop=20says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just=20looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed)a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kidprobably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usuallyjust weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will start tripping in the back of the police car.)now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law abiding citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills,4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugsout there...... the cop lets him go by, and just waves....Club kids do it right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabidpanda Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Seriously kid, besides a few of them, thats exactly how it is. Clubbing and raving is a subculture all its own. Funny stuff but very much on target... Saturday night...get crunked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby3tears Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 its true! i have thought, done, been through, and said every single thing on that list, its great..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 all i can say is DAMN! How true! ------------------"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvana001 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Club Kids do do it Right!!!!!!!!!! 'cept for my boy doing 3-5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamtemple Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Loosing the bottle cap and thinking it was the end of the world? Hell I cried over that one! (No one else at the club quite got it though.) It's all so true. Think I've done 'em all 'cept the one about 'bro' and 'sup' (think these are all American sayings) Enlgish version would have to be 'boshed', 'ai, for real', 'Oi mate'------------------Stay Twisted [This message has been edited by dreamtemple (edited 02-09-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neojunglist Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 lol. its true its true. i am crying while reading this. so true. p*l*u*r ------------------"Dude, Where's my car?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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