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Go to Cream tonight for the Orgy party!

Free admission!

I'm not even a promoter! LOL

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Uh well

You're invited and stuff

But fake ones get in for free. It wasnt my crazy idea, I just think its cute.

To me a boob is a boob, as long as its soft, supple, and good looking, its a work of art wink.gif

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Originally posted by crystalmethodny:

Uh well

You're invited and stuff

But fake ones get in for free. It wasnt my crazy idea, I just think its cute.

To me a boob is a boob, as long as its soft, supple, and good looking, its a work of art wink.gif

Risa - Hrmph

...whaaaaaaat???? I was just making sure that girls w/ real tits can get in....thats all......hehehehe cwm32.gif

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Fake implant, real implant, you know what I mean.

Cut the sarcasm.

I'm serious though, it really is free for women with implants.

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Oh and Risa, its not /free/ for real boobs... of course, I'm suuuuure I can arrange something.

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Originally posted by sungoddess:

Holy shit! I was just thinking the same thing! Minus the cheezwhiz, of course! cwm12.gif

SunG, go back to your CAPITOL in NJ. LOL. This made my day.

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Steve - fake implants?

Is that like true fiction?

LOL

It is true though.. It says on the flier "Free Admission w/ Implants" How are they gonna tell if a girl is lying? Man, I'd like to work the door at this one lol

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Originally posted by crystalmethodny:

Attn: Females with fake implants

"Fake implants"? As opposed to real implants? wink.gif

Oops.... just saw the 10 people before me who picked up on that already. So much for being clever......

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Guest crystalmethodny

Geez

I was not intending to start a war!

I'm just stating that implants = free admission

Its an orgy/sex/sextoy party =)

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Originally posted by crystalmethodny:

Fake implant, real implant, you know what I mean.

Cut the sarcasm.

I'm serious though, it really is free for women with implants.

cwm32.gif

Oh and Risa, its not /free/ for real boobs... of course, I'm suuuuure I can arrange something.

I can't bel this!!! What is this World comming to?!?!?!.... FAKE boobs get preference!!!!...omg!!!... smile.gif hehehe j/k...I don't think there is anything wrong w/ fake boobs....

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Originally posted by spoonyd:

What?

You're starting a war?

aight boy, you got it.

BRING IT ON BITCH

Spoony, I'm sticking a fork in you. You're done.

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Originally posted by George Glass:

So um, how do you figure out if they are real or not?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE QUESTION!!!! smile.gif ....I mean if I want to get in for free I just tell them I have fake boobs...is that how it works????...hehehe smile.gif

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Trust me you know

They defy gravity

LOL

Wow, I must look real good in the eyes of women now.

Hmm

FINE COME DOWN TO CREAM TO HAVE SOME DRINKS AND LISTEN TO TRIBAL!!!

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