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This is where you slip muscle relaxer into the chick's snizzpod, then stick the top of your head in and wear the snatch like a coonskin hat. I wish Eggmok was here so we can dance about with our penises tucked in like that Silence of the Lambs dude. Oh well, I'm off to play some pocket pool while I shove my thumb up my ass.

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Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

Where are your pants again?

AIM: crackorn71

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Originally posted by uknjx2:

damn....this crack is as funny as the real crack........

Crack? Did you mean ass-crack? Mine has a tuft of hair that's oh-so-soft. What's your like?

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Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.

Where are your pants again?

AIM: crackorn71

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Originally posted by uknjx2:

crack, where's your old name? eggmok is a womanizing, two-timing lout. but i still love him dearly. where's my cox??????

puuuhhhleeaase, womanizing . . .

i love you dearly too . . .

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