translucent Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:INSIDE: What the fuck was I thinking?OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your promotion.INSIDE: Before you go though, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.INSIDE: I never believed in Hell 'till I met you.OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected.INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs:INSIDE: lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.OUTSIDE: We have been friends for a very long time,INSIDE: let's say we call it quits.OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you,INSIDE: it's almost like you're here.OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...INSIDE: buy a dog.OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas,INSIDE: I hope it's your sister.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 ROTF!!!!!!Classic!-iliana------------------------------------ http://dying.free.fr/courtmovie107new.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by translucent:OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was? ...I luv that one (and I could use it too!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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