Things you won't find in a Hallmark Card

[translucent]

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Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:

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What the fuck was I thinking?

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.

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That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

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Before you go though, would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

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After having met you, I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.

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I never believed in Hell 'till I met you.

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I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected.

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And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.

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Sex with you is like using drugs:

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lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.

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We have been friends for a very long time,

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let's say we call it quits.

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I'm so miserable without you,

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it's almost like you're here.

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If you ever need a friend...

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buy a dog.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

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Did you ever find out who the father was?

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If I get only one thing for Christmas,

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I hope it's your sister.

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[Twilo Beauty]

ROTF!!!!!!

Classic!

-iliana

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[christyne13]

Originally posted by translucent:

OUTSIDE:

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

INSIDE:

Did you ever find out who the father was?

...I luv that one (and I could use it too!)