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Excuses for not having sex

10. I'd love to honey, but I just fucked your sister.

9. We're out of paper bags for your head again.

8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel

I was making love to Big Foot.

7. You're 20 bucks short.

6. We're out of gin again.

5. I used my last sponge for the dishes.

4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit.

3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today

watching all those pornos.

2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker.

1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and you know I don't like seafood.

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"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire

"put some tussin on it!"

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Originally posted by duckets:

Excuses for not having sex

10. I'd love to honey, but I just fucked your sister.

9. We're out of paper bags for your head again.

8. You haven't shaved in so long I'm afraid I'd feel

I was making love to Big Foot.

7. You're 20 bucks short.

6. We're out of gin again.

5. I used my last sponge for the dishes.

4. Sorry, this isn't a conjugal visit.

3. I can't tonight, honey, I spent myself earlier today

watching all those pornos.

2. Only if you put on this wig and talk like a Chinese hooker.

1. Your gynecologist just called - you still have crabs and you know I don't like seafood.

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-iliana

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HEY ILI-NA-NA..

FUCK YOU, YOU DICK LICKING, GUTTER RAT, CUM STAIN, LITTLE WHORE!

REMEMBER YOU'RE A PUSSY THAT WON'T BACK UP HER WORDS! IT TAKES A BIG GIRL TO TYPE NASTY COMMENTS!

I INVITED YOU TO A GOOD OLD FASHIONED ASS WHIPPING AND YOU DECLINED!

AGAIN, BRING IT! OTHERWISE YOU CUNT BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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"put some tussin on it!"

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