Crackorn Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I had a frog named Mr FrogHe died. He died.The pet store said he'd live 20 yearsThey lied. They lied.So now he's dead and I'm so sad.I've yet to flush him down.So on the window sill he'll sitTil he's black (or blackish-brown)Mr. Frog (June '99- April '01) Survived by Mrs. Frog------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pulsedriver Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 SO sad Crack!I will be mourning with you.------------------ Forget the gold I want the pot at the end of the rainbow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Aww! Cracky honey I'm sorry. I'm sure he lived a good froggy life, very well loved by his daddy.-Oo------------------ "When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Thanks everyone. He's now officially flushed. I called a priest, rabbi and imam and none of them were willing to do the last rights. I even offered to dance for them!!!!Oh well. Thanks again.------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 *wipes tears from eyes*Crackcorn i know the number of a good taxidermist.. he did wonders with my uncle Andrew ------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 I have a turtle you can have. Got the thing in 7th grade and it's still not dead!------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Thanks but I have two turtles! I hope you're not serious about getting rid of it. If it's lasted this long, why would you give it up?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 your frog is now in heaven with the 100043556978233354 fish my parents flushed on me when i was little.Do you have an address where i can send a fruit basket? luv,brandie------------------ loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by brandie:your frog is now in heaven with the 100043556978233354 fish my parents flushed on me when i was little.Do you have an address where i can send a fruit basket? luv,brandieThe services are being held at St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church. Father George will be there, of course, as well as numerous other Greeks who have always been HUGE fans of mine. I tried to get the frog not to die before Pachska, since I can't guarantee him a free passage to heaven but I think Father George has a few connections.....------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by Crackorn: The services are being held at St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church. Father George will be there, of course, as well as numerous other Greeks who have always been HUGE fans of mine. I tried to get the frog not to die before Pachska, since I can't guarantee him a free passage to heaven but I think Father George has a few connections.....<< is greek!!<< will drink brandy in remembrance luv,brandie------------------ loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 <-------So is crackorn!Drinks only mavrodaphne with a little bread mixed in it!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by Crackorn:<-------So is crackorn!Drinks only mavrodaphne with a little bread mixed in it!better off that way . . . luv,brandie------------------ loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Crack, you spanishman...That's such a Simpson's rip off."I had a cat named snowball, she died, she died..."------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by nicole212:Crack, you spanishman...That's such a Simpson's rip off."I had a cat named snowball, she died, she died..."Well thanks for telling everybody. When are you guys coming over again? I though it was a weekly thing. ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 We have a previous engagement to see Mr. John Furrrrry's band tonight at a bar near my office at 9. Which means I have to kill 3 hours in the dive-y-est bar I can find. ------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by nicole212:We have a previous engagement to see Mr. John Furrrrry's band tonight at a bar near my office at 9. Which means I have to kill 3 hours in the dive-y-est bar I can find. WHEW!! Thankfully you're going. He asked me to go but he already knew my response- I wouldn't even dream of it!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Yup - I bet you're going"RIGHT to BED!"------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 WHAT ELSE?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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