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Originally posted by jamunoz:

uh... that doesn't make any sense. Please explain

i didn't get it at first either! just think, how can someone sing and give a bj at the same time????? and where did the glass eye come from????

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ok ok...for those of you who don't want to know, don't read below:

the girl has a glass eye but the glass eye is in a jar...in order to sing while giving a bj, she has to take out her glass eye and insert something else!

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Originally posted by tranceaction:

Is anyone else severaly disappointed and angry they spent actual conscious effort & energy trying to figure that out?

So what.. the guy got a skull fuck? Like that doesnt happen everyday...

maybe in your warped world....sorry i wasted your time cwm22.gif

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Careful dude!!

You might offend the Opera singers and one eyed people on the board..

There some veeeeery touchy people in here..

I'm still thinking about that joke though...hmmmmmmm?

(smoke starts to pour out of mugwump's ears..)

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so this guy is walking down the street when all of a sudden he sees a sign for a "singing blow job". he walks into the store and says to the clerk "i'm here for the singing blow job". the clerk leads him into a pitch black room and closes the door. he hears the sound of a woman's voice, singing the most beautiful opera he's ever heard. all of a sudden, he feels the woman unzippering his pants and...well...going downtown. as he's experiencing the most amazing BJ of his life, he fumbles in his pockets to find a lighter. "i've gotta see this woman" he's thinking to himself. he finds the lighter, lights it up, only to find a table with a jar and a glass eye inside. now think...

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Speaking up for the one eyed singers in the world...my aunt for one...We are all very hurt and offended. You one eyed singer haters are no better than the asian haters including mugwump!!! emiliep, I'm dissapointed in you. If I ever see you alone, I shall poke your eye out, then we'll see if you can sing.

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Peace,

-=808=-

.:J:.

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Originally posted by blueguy808:

Speaking up for the one eyed singers in the world...my aunt for one...We are all very hurt and offended. You one eyed singer haters are no better than the asian haters including mugwump!!! emiliep, I'm dissapointed in you. If I ever see you alone, I shall poke your eye out, then we'll see if you can sing.

FOR THE LOOOVE OF GOOOD I DON"T HATE ASIANS!!!!

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[This message has been edited by mugwump (edited 04-05-2001).]

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