Crackorn Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Every so often I feel the need to impart some Cracko®nian wisdom to the masses. I don't have much, but the little I have can be helpful in certain situations. So here it is-You're on the phone with someone and you REALLY want to get off but you just can't slip in the "OK, I have to-1.walk the dog"2.dry my hair" (thanks glowdandancer!)3.rub one outSo, the two magic words that have yet to fail me- at an opportune pause say "What else?" which will almost always be follow by a "nothing" response and it's the perfect time to slip in any of the excuses listed above. It works every time. You are all required to try it once this week and get back to me on the results.jimc------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 You are TOO delicious.------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I don't have that problem, I just come right out and say, "alright, well I'm gonna go". What I'd really like to say is, "STFU I've got more important things to do right now than hear you ramble on and on and on!"------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 What else?------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxwingin Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 WHORE!!!! I'm not letting this one die until someone tries it..WHAT ELSE?------------------crack=whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Originally posted by coxwingin:WHORE!!!! I'm not letting this one die until someone tries it..WHAT ELSE?Nothing. Now I have to rub one out while I dry my dog's hair.-ichi ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueguy808 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I gotta go take a crap.------------------ Peace,-=808=- .:J:.LETS GO METS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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