quanto_magnus Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 You have been forwarned... Questions & Answers Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating. Q: What do you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you? A: Shorten her chain. Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it but can't eat it. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in. Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's hand. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. ------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcentepede Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Your an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 and you are...? ------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 rock on hugh!!!dude, we miss you out here------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 Hey Matty,How ya been??I really miss everyone out there too. Although tonight going to a CD release partysomething by ezluv.org some D&B and some other shit, can't remember at the moment.... ------------------ Hughemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by blackcentepede:Your an idiot!that makes me a grade A dimwittthis is just humor, no need to get bent out of shapeQ: What's the best way to remove unwanted pubic hair?A: Spit. Q: What do women and cats have in common?A: Pussy farts. Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?A: On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish. Q: What's the difference between a bag-lady and a hockey player?A: A hockey player changes his pads after every three periods. Q: What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath?A: Cleaning all the hair off of your tongue. Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?A: Ethiopian Q: What's funnier than a drunken clown.A: A drunken clown with Down Syndrome. Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?A: Nailing it to a dead puppy. Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books?A: Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint. Q: Why hasn't there even been a woman on the moon?A: It doesn't need cleaning yet. Q:Why don't paraplegic play Ping-Pong?A:Their wheelchairs won't fit on the table. Q:How do you punish a leper?A:Make them do jumping jacks till something falls off. Q: What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs?A: 'Nice tits' Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?A: She's only wearing one sock. Q: What's the fastest way to a woman's heart?A: Through the rib-cage. Q: Who are the two most famous black women?A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker. Q: Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?A: Because if you drag them by the feet, they fill up with dirt. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Hi Hugh! How have you been? I gotta get your AIM. PM me.SK13------------------get down on your knees... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfunk Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 funny shit!------------------No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn...Jim Morrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Tasteless jokes rock man!(but be warned..some on this board are jumpier than a cat ina room full of Rocking chairs) ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 lol you are the man! ------------------ Hey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majesticmelodi Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 HUGH COME BACK WE MISS UUUUUUUUUUU ... hope everything is workin out well for ya though sweetie!!------------------ "Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with."PrncssVrnc---> AIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ------------------better to reign in hell than serve in heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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