mattyparsons

you shoulda done what your girl did and flirted with the door guy.

yeah, i was at vinyl last night actually....had a blast. as for my theory as to why saturdays at vinyl is so different from fridays- the saturday lineup is much more prog, which tends to attract the old school twilo crowd. plus the friday regulars are busy getting ready for sf.

btw- jon, nice meeting you a few weeks ago at shelter.

I HAD A SICK TIME!!!!!! i haven't seen so many of my old peeps together in ages. it was like a fucking reunion in the back corner by the stage.

i was thinking the exact same thing earlier. hey, lets go get our eyebrows done together sometime.

once again i find myself quoting will farrell's impression of alex trabek- "are you english, or retarded?"

i think vanity is worse.

it says - "can you know the mighty ocean? can you say to a rainbow -'hey, stop being a rainbow for a moment'.... NO, such is mango"

we are all dumber for having read this. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

pfloyd- just admit you're going for the afterhours, bitch.

the beurocracy at this fucking school is rediculous. the science departments are so geared towards pumping out pre-meds that you basically get shafted if you want to do anything else science related that isn't pre-health.

shit, the weekend is closing in fast! can anyone recommend a good place where i can get my eyebrows and nails done?

you mean you're gonna smother my face in your bitch tits? i'm confused

you mean you got your ass kicked by brad pitt?

well, i have a lot of experience in the crack-whore field, so i think that i may do a bit of that after graduation. if for some reason that falls through, i may go on to grad school for marine bio or something.

so where you headed for law school? (i think we all know that this is only directed at one person around here)

some of us beg to differ.

no.

ivy league here we come!

no shit, so earlier when you said "where have you been all my life", now we know that for the last 3 years we've been crawling our way through this school together. what school you at? shall we start the generic nyu conversation of -"didn'tcha just hate writing workshop!"

eat some mystery meat for me. and try not to think about the chefs dipping their genitalia in your food behind the scenes as an "end of the year prank".

yes, i'm an nyuer. recently it has come to my attention that i hate this school (more specifically the bio department). yesterday i showed a lot of self control by not slaughtering one of the administrators after he told me that my internship (which starts next week) would not count for credit unless i forked over 3 grand, after i had been told for months now that everything was all set and ready to go.

just so you guys know, lizzy lives in my building and knows where i live, so in order to not wake up one morning without my oh-so-precious naughty bits, i will refrain from disagreeing with her.

i also accept donations.

honestly though, i don't think she's gonna respond.