jammy Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 *BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT*THIS IS A PRE- BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT{REFERRED TO AS THE "AGREEMENT OF 2001}IS ENTERED INTO AS OF THIS________DAY OF__________, 2001,BY AND BETWEEN_________________&_________________.1.NO SLEEPING OVER.2.NO MEETING IN PUBLIC.3.NO CALLS BEFORE 2 A.M.4.NONE OF THAT LOVE MAKING SHIT.5.NO EMOTIONAL DISCUSSIONS......(EXAMPLE:WHERE ARE WE HEADED WITH THIS? YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHERE IT'S HEADING, NO WHERE!!!!!!)6.NO PLANS IN ADVANCE......THAT'S WHY YOU ARE CALLED THE "BACKUP"7.NO NON-SEXUAL GIFTS(ALTOIDS AND CHEWING GUM NOT INCLUDED)8.NO BABY TALK(HOWEVER DIRTY TALK IS ALLOWED)9.NO ASKING FOR COMPARISONS WITH FORMER LOVERS(IN FACT NO CONVERSATION A PLUS)10.NO KISSING(TOO INTIMATE)11.NO CALLING EACH OTHER "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" OR "FRIENDS THAT FUCK"(WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND NEVER WILL BE)12.CALLING OUT TO WRONG NAME DURING SEX IS OKAY!13.NO EXTRA CLOTHING(I DON'T WANT YOUR DUMB ASS LEAVING ANYTHING BEHIND THAT MY REAL GIRL/BOY FRIEND MIGHT FIND!)14.NO GUILT ABOUT FALLING A SLEEP AFTER SEX15.DON'T BE OFFENDED IF I DON'T ASK YOU IF YOU ENJOYED IT.(I REALLY DON'T CARE IF YOU ENJOYED IT) I'LL GET MINE WORRY ABOUT GETTING YOURS!16.I WILL NOT WANT YOU TO WALK ME TO THE CAR/DOOR,I'M A GROWN ASS WOMAN/MAN I KNOW WHERE THE CAR/DOOR IS.17.IF ANYONE ASK YOU WHO YOU ARE, THE STANDARD RESPONSE WILL BE ,"MY ROOMMATE'S GIRLFREIND/BOYFRIEND".18.DOGGIE STYLE IS PREFERRED.19.REASON FOR DOGGIE STYLE : THE LESS EYE CONTACT WITH YOUR STUPID ASS IS THE BETTER.20.WE HOOK ABSOLUTELY UP WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES. BASICALLY WHEN EVER MY DICK GETS HARD/PUSSY GETS WET.THIS AGREEMENT IS LEGALLY BINDING WHEN SIGNED BY TWO RESPONSIBLE BOOTYCALLERS BELOW:SIGNATURE:______________________SIGNATURE:______________________-------------------------------------------------------Jamms "pleaserecycle"------------------jamms on hiatus...that is all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 LMFAO!!! I love that!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Heyyyyyyy . . . I've been looking for that for the longest damn time!! BlueAngel------------------“Self-image sets the boundaries of individual accomplishment." — Maxwell Maltz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 ...copied and mailed out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petrol Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Brilliant. Maybe someday. Nahhh....------------------"Get off of my bed, you fucking psycho!"-HeathersAOL IM: petrol01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 funny ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 trouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Why didn't somebody come up with this sooner?LMAO!! ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Ooooh snap, Jamms!!! That's great! ------------------Is it Friday yet? Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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