Unbound Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Общественный сортрир. Две кабинки (1 - 2).Из обеих раздается мучительное кряхтение и пыхтение.1. Мммммммммммммм...2. Ыыыыыыыыыыыыы...1. Ммммммммммммм...2. Ыыыыыыыыыыыыы...1. Ммммммммммммм...2. Ыыыыыыыыы... Всплеск воды в унитазе - ПЛЯМ !!!!1. (Сдавленно Ззззз-дрррр-вляю !!!2. (Не менее сдавленно Не ссссс-тоит... Это - ОЧКИ !!!Если в слове ХЛЕБ допустить четыре ошибки - получится слово ПИВО.Объявление. - Продаю дамские часики, цена одного часика - 50$Объявление: - В связи с геополитическими изменениями domain pos.su переименован в pos.ruПохороны электрика. Голос из толпы:- Ох, совсем же еще молодой. Сколько ему стукнуло?- Триста восемьдесят......Я стал вегетарианцем не потому, что люблю животных. Я ненавижурастения...Встречаются два приятеля. Оба недавно женились. Один говорит:- Ты знаешь, я ведь со своей женой до свадьбы ни разу не спал. А ты?- Ну ты и вопросы задаешь! Я что, помню что ли? Ее как зовут, жену-то твою?Звоню. Спрашиваю:- Это ты, любимая? - Нет, это я, - отвечает жена.------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 personal motto:- Мужик, ты пьешь?- Нет.- Куришь?- Нет.- Наркотиками балуешься?- Нет.- А как же ты расслабляешься?- А я просто не напрягаюсь.Я - сотрудник ФСБ.И когда мне говорят, что ФСБ программирует мозги своих служащих, я смеюсь до слёз.Вообще-то мне совсем не смешно.Но я ничего не могу поделать.Девственность - женский недостаток, устраняемый мужским достоинством - Завтра к нам приедет моя мама!... молчание.- Ненадолго, всего на пару недель!... молчание.- Ты слышал, что я сказала?.... молчание.- Ну вот и славно, я знала что ты не рассердишся!... тяжeлый вздох.- И не надо на меня орать!Еврейка жалуется своим подругам на своего русского мужа:- Он за это время из меня столько крови выпил, что сам уже стал наполовину евреем.Человек проводит треть своей жизни в постели. А остальные две трети он пытается в эту постель кого-нибудь затащить...Занимательная математика.А знаете ли вы, что:- если все китайцы возьмутся за руки и встанут в одну линию, то они опоясают земной шар 30 раз;- а если встанут друг другу на голову, то перекроют расстояние до Луны 4 раза;- а когда бы они все одновременно помочились, то им понадобился бы горшок объемом 240,000,000 литров;- ну а если они сходят по-большому, то вывозить эту кучу придется на 36,000 КАМАЗах;...Хотя, если их всех утопить, то мировой океан поднимется всего-навсего на 0.0002 миллиметра. u Twilo bleachers cpaзy попycтeют------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 all i see is lots of question marks. like this??? ??????? ?? ????????????? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ??????? ?????????? ?------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueguy808 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 I'm glad I have Russian fonts...I can read every word...too bad I don't know Russian.------------------ Peace,-=808=- .:J:.LETS GO METS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 A Jewish woman is complaining to her friend about her Russian husband:- the blood sucker sucked so much blood out of me , he's practically half Jewish------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA[This message has been edited by Unbound (edited 04-13-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by Unbound:A Jewish woman is complaining to her friend about her Russian husband:- the blood sucker sucked so much blood out of me , he's practically half Jewishthank you darling ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 That's some funny shit, particularly pro ochki . Have not heard that one in a while. As far as out uzkoglazye druzya, come hang out in the Russian corner to the right of the DJ booth.------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ichernomor:That's some funny shit, particularly pro ochki . Have not heard that one in a while. As far as out uzkoglazye druzya, come hang out in the Russian corner to the right of the DJ booth.lol u are funny, to the right of the DJ booth when u face the dj or when u face the crowd? see u tonight------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Check these out------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by orchid21: lol u are funny, to the right of the DJ booth when u face the dj or when u face the crowd? see u tonightWhen you are facing the booth. You will be surprised how many cracked out Russians you will see there tonight.------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by orchid21: lol u are funny, to the right of the DJ booth when u face the dj or when u face the crowd? see u tonightto the left of the DJ booth facing the crowd, na divanchikah. ------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ichernomor: When you are facing the booth. You will be surprised how many cracked out Russians you will see there tonight.by the speakers? on the speakers? or on the platform on a right hand side? we used to hang ou t there but never met any russians.------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ichernomor: When you are facing the booth. You will be surprised how many cracked out Russians you will see there tonight.I take offense. Is that comparing to the cracked out Russians dancing under the disco ball??? Igor forgive me but I had a couple of coctails during lunch ------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by orchid21: by the speakers? on the speakers? or on the platform on a right hand side? we used to hang ou t there but never met any russians./B]Luna, sweetie, when you're facing the crowd, behind the speaker on the left of the DJ booth, there's an area with couches. that's the place.------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by reverie: I take offense. Is that comparing to the cracked out Russians dancing under the disco ball??? Igor forgive me but I had a couple of coctails during lunch As they say: na vore shapka gorit . What time are you going tonight?------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 By any chance does anyone know this guy I think his name is either ruslan or maxim ...he's a bald juiced up guy with his last name tattooed over his back (I think) - he gives best massages...(hey its a shot in the dark but you never know he might be reading this)------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ichernomor: As they say: na vore shapka gorit . What time are you going tonight?I thought we're doing the usual. Nils' and then Twilo. Nils' house at 10?------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by reverie: I thought we're doing the usual. Nils' and then Twilo. Nils' house at 10?I guess. I have not spoken to him yet. I am getting REALLY drunk tonight and he is driving me home afterwards .------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by Unbound:By any chance does anyone know this guy I think his name is either ruslan or maxim ...he's a bald juiced up guy with his last name tattooed over his back (I think) - he gives best massages...(hey its a shot in the dark but you never know he might be reading this)TEMA, I don't know this guy and I'm always in the Russian corner. But, come by and we'll be able to do something for you. ------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ichernomor: I guess. I have not spoken to him yet. I am getting REALLY drunk tonight and he is driving me home afterwards PVD is playing till 10:30 or maybe more, what time are you planning to leave? Is Nils drinking too?------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Linka, I know where the Russian corner is although I've never hung out there since I don't know any of the ppl there But we need to stop by to check out this Twilo Brighton corner LMAO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by mysteriousss:Linka, I know where the Russian corner is although I've never hung out there since I don't know any of the ppl there But we need to stop by to check out this Twilo Brighton corner LMAO...LOL. you'll be surprised but it's mostly russians from Jersey.------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by reverie: PVD is playing till 10:30 or maybe more, what time are you planning to leave? Is Nils drinking too?We'll probably leave around 8:00 - 8:30 as usual. Tomorrow is a big night, the biggest of them all, and I want to save some energy. I sincerely doubt that he is drinking tonight for two reasons: 1. It is still passover, so he can't have any vodka; 2. He has to drive my car home afterwards. See you tonight.------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Are they idiots or actually nice ppl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 I hope to meet you guys (icher and reverie).. You both seem really cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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