andre9000 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 I read erotic26's thread on what happened on her date ( http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/027873.html ). And so I'm wondering what is the nastiest or weirdest thing that someone did to you on a date or in a club? For me:I met this girl and got her number the other day. I called her up on Friday and we decided to go out. She came over, and we messed around a little bit before we went downtown. No pants were taken off, only tops. We go to this club (not a techno place, just a hip-hop/R&B spot) and we're dancin, and she has these tight leather pants on. She doin all these moves and rips them in the crotch. But she keeps dancing, and after about 30 minutes the crotch is ripped from the zipper all the way around to the back tag.So we're hangin out off to the side, when she takes my hand and starts making me rub her down under. Now I got no problems with this initially, although this was our first time out. Well then she takes my hand and my middle finger out of her crotch, and inserts my finger into her asshole. Now I know what is what down there, and it was definitely her asshole. I was kinda drunk, but as soon as I realized I was in the chocolate chamber I pulled my finger out. She's still holding my hand, and then brings the nasty finger up to her mouth. Then she starts sucking on it, and then turns it on me, and attempts to guide it into my mouth. I turned my head and said "I'm not into that kinda shit". I soon made plans with my boys to ditch this hoe and get the fuck outta dodge. I got no problems with doing kinky shit, but not in the middle of a club on the first date. That made for some great laughs late night.Anyone else got a story?------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Are you sure she didn't rip her pants intentionally to allow for access to the back door? Thats a pretty twisted story. Thanks for sharing------------------"1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21 ....Mathematics is the language of nature" --BTAIM: teklord310 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 weirdest thing that ever happened to me on a date... this one time, i was with this guy and i stuck his finger in my ass and sucked it and he wouldn't suck it. i was like, wtf, what's wrong with this prude-ass bitch------------------[img]http://glowballsig.gif|/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 sticking fingers in assholes and then licking them...ahh so thats whats consider "kinky" w/ you kidz today..------------------my stand on the sig controversy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamptrix76 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 I WAS AT FACTORY LAST YEAR IN AUGUST AND IT WAS 8:30AM AND THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME SITTING ON THE STAIRS AND ASKS ME FOR A CIGARETTE AND AS HE BENDS DOWN HIS PANTS TEAR RIGHT ON HIS CROTCH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by deanna11:weirdest thing that ever happened to me on a date... this one time, i was with this guy and i stuck his finger in my ass and sucked it and he wouldn't suck it. i was like, wtf, what's wrong with this prude-ass bitchBut she said her name was Michelle. So either you have an alias, or this is just a weird case of deja-vu (ref. crosspost on same topic)------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navid73 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 that is fucking gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by andre9000: But she said her name was Michelle. So either you have an alias, or this is just a weird case of deja-vu (ref. crosspost on same topic)well, my real name isn't deanna------------------[img]http://glowballsig.gif|/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by deanna11: well, my real name isn't deannaSo what are you sayin, cause this young g ain't too sure if you are the culprit or not... I think I would have remembered if you said you were from CNYC.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by andre9000:[b I think I would have remembered if you said you were from CNYC.She doesn't admit to that in public, it's a dirty little secret. Besides, if you saw her you would never believe she was deanna.------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by cathyo: She doesn't admit to that in public, it's a dirty little secret. Besides, if you saw her you would never believe she was deanna.I thought she jus said her name wasn't deanna. Whether or not she actually is named deanna, just for the board's knowledge, what does a "deanna" look like. ------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by andre9000: I thought she jus said her name wasn't deanna. Whether or not she actually is named deanna, just for the board's knowledge, what does a "deanna" look like. It's not her real name, but if you knew she was on the board that's how she would have to introduce herself so you would know who you are talking to. Did that make *any* sense??As far as what a "deanna" looks like...I'll let her answer that. She's crazy and I don't want to anger her ------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by cathyo: It's not her real name, but if you knew she was on the board that's how she would have to introduce herself so you would know who you are talking to. Did that make *any* sense??As far as what a "deanna" looks like...I'll let her answer that. She's crazy and I don't want to anger her Yeah, I got that. Did you peep that pm I sent you a minute back about that hard knock life ish? We definitely don't want to make a "deanna" mad. I don't even know what a "deanna" looks like, let alone a "mad deanna". Peace.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 OOOOPS! I did see it last night but I didn't have time to reply...I have now though!Thanks, you're a sweetie ------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 i wear tight leather pants------------------[img]http://glowballsig.gif|/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petrol Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by andre9000: We definitely don't want to make a "deanna" mad. I don't even know what a "deanna" looks like, let alone a "mad deanna". Peace.Wow... you def dont want to see a "mad Deanna" She's been tangled with before and the other guy ended up looking like some dork licking sphincter juice off his girls finger... no offense...But that is a pretty freaky coincidence! Hey... I wonder if maybe you two know each other?------------------...and in a mystery to be(when time from time shall set us free)forgetting me, remember me -e. e. cummingsAOL IM: petrol01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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