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~*&@@@.....Official Twilo Rules.....@@@&*~


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*nobody is allowed to suck on a lollipop for more than 5 minutes or else the bouncers will think you are dealing drugs

*nobody can consume more than one bottle of water per hour as this a clear sign that you are selling drugs and therefore will be evicted

*no more than 10 blinks per minute or you will be evicted for selling drugs

*nobody is permitted to dance for more than 15 minutes straight or you will be evicted because you are clearly sellng drugs

*nobody is permitted to sweat so much so that their clothing becomes moist or this will be a sign that you are selling drugs and therefore will be evicted

*any person wearing a garment with a pocket will immediately be evicted for selling drugs

*any person who frequents the bathroom more than 3 times throughout the evening, will be evicted for selling drugs

*any person who tries to cop out of all the crap that is going on by saying that he/she isn't doing drugs will be immediately banned for life.

don't forget to tip the bouncers!!!! cwm35.gif

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