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TWILO lands the papers AGAIN! (actual photo..when will it end?!)


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Mugs - you have to much time on your hands!!

It's funny as hell, but don't u have work to do?

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I put forth a generall inclination of all mankind, a perpetuall and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death. Hobbes

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Here's the artcle again! (in case you missed it)

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"MUGWUMP'S POOCH SUES NIGHTCLUB"

"I was treated like an ANIMAL! I mean I understand there needs to be tight security but to humiliate me like that was wrong!"

Cried Mugwump's dog on Sunday morning when a police car was called in to Chelsea club Twilo in resonse to a 911 phone call regarding harasment. Officer Butwrinkle anwered the call;

"awe we see it all the time! Truth of the matter is these night clubs encourage these bitches to act the way they do!"

Mugwump's pooch "jenny" disagrees;

"all I did was squat a bit..that's all! I had to lick my ass..it was real itchy! And then the next thing I know I was being carried out by two Bouncers and put down on the curb! I KNOW I HAVE TO SHIT ON A CURB! I don't need a bouncer to tell me that or to man handle me like that!"

The Bouncer disagrees;

"Look you see these Bitches always squatting on the floor..next thing you know theres a puddle and later a couple turds! Where does it stop? If we don't make an example of all of them the mayor will shut us down! We are just doing our job!"

Jenny is sueing the Club for man handelling and unecessary Curbing.

she explains:

"Look I realize some other dogs do all kinds of shit in the club and dirty up the floor for everyone. But to asume that just because I was licking my ass I was about to let out a giant poop is discrimination and it's harassement!"

Mugz pooch is sueing for thirty million boxes of doggie buiscuits. The case is still pending.

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Thanks babe! Hope your trip was nice!

I've missed alot of cool shit here in the city. But my buddies at club P have been keeping me company..

so far:

I've been threatened to have an E pill laced with a deadly toxin by D11

and guy named Gary Coleman Gravity keeps telling me how much he loves my posts!

But I'm glad to see YOU back! (nice sigs with the FSOL girl..tripy!!)

Now if only my damn dog could stop hogging my screen name I'd be alot happier..GEEEZ!

SOME BITCHES just don't know where to draw the line!

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um...where do you find the time to do this shit???

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we live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always in all circumstances we are by ourselves.

The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.

Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ectasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain

By it's very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude

Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies- all these are private and except through symbols and second hand, incommunicable.

We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves

Aldous Huxley, Doors of Perception.

**THE MUSIC BEE**

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Originally posted by carabee:

um...where do you find the time to do this shit???

what can I say..

us animators have a strange life.

Working all nighters one week..

posting silly shit all day long the next week. How are you doing though sweets?

Are you gonna check out Bukem at Centro? cwm35.gif

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[This message has been edited by mugwump (edited 04-23-2001).]

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