cmb1975 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Two buddies, Jeff and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Jeff throws up all over himself. "Oh, no, Jane will kill me!! " Steve says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple hours and get even drunker. Eventually Jeff rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you puked all over yourself! My God you are disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Jeff says "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you thinks, I only had a couple drinks! But this other guy got sick on me...He'd had one too many and couldn't hold his liquor! He said he was sorry an' gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill! " Jane looks in his breast pocket and says "But this is forty dollars!" "Oh yea..." says Jeff. "I almost forgot! He shit in my pants too!" ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 ROLMFAO... I almost fell ou of my chair.... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 your cracking me up today ------------------"You're only young once and if you work it right, once is enough""A dirty book gathers no dust""Often fame is a matter of dying at the right time""Hollywood drink-Marriage on the rocks""Don't look before you leap, it'll ruin the surprise" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Tuhu.Good one, Claire.------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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