Unbound Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 У чемпиона по боксу берут интервью. Он отвечает, как и положено,медленно, над каждым ответом подолгу думает.- Вот, если вы заходите вечером в свои подъезд, а там темно и вас ждет хулиган. Что вы будете делать?- Ну... Я хук справа в голову - он падает.- А если 2 хулигана?- Ну... Я первого хук справа в голову - первый падает. Второго снизу в корпус - второй падает.- А если 3 хулигана?- Ну... Я первого хук справа в голову - первый падает. Второго снизу в корпус - второй падает.- А третьего?- Третьего? Ну... третьего у меня день рождения.------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 ------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 all i see is quesation marks ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 Originally posted by Unbound:Рабиновичу приказали сделать плакат к первомайской демонстрации.- А что на нем писать-то?- Придумай краткий лозунг о силе и единстве нашей партии!На демонстрации Рабинович нес плакат: НАС- РАТЬgood one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Ummmm...kak dela? -Jamms "iamrslrussianismysecondarylanguage" ------------------MUSIC is one thing...but soul is another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 i dont think i really got it...but thank u for helping me practice my reading in russian------------------i was alone thinking i was just fine, i wasnt looking for anyone to be mine, i thought love was just a fabrication, a train that wouldnt stop at my station,home, alone, that was my consignment,solitary confinement,So when we met i was getting around u,i didnt know i was looking for love till i found u... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Hehe.. That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by cuteboobie:i dont think i really got it...but thank u for helping me practice my reading in russianC'mon girl dont' make us explain it to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by mysteriousss:Hehe.. That was funny well at least 1 person got it - i'm like this with my boss all the time ..duhnn ...dopey dope dope.. ------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 hehehehe....silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by mysteriousss: C'mon girl dont' make us explain it to you i just read it again...i still dont get it ------------------i was alone thinking i was just fine, i wasnt looking for anyone to be mine, i thought love was just a fabrication, a train that wouldnt stop at my station,home, alone, that was my consignment,solitary confinement,So when we met i was getting around u,i didnt know i was looking for love till i found u... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichernomor Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Nice one! Here is a nasty one:Dva klitera vstrechayutsya:- Govoryat ty ploho vozbuzhdaeshsya.- Ah-eto zlye yazyki!------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by ichernomor:Nice one! Here is a nasty one:Dva klitera vstrechayutsya:- Govoryat ty ploho vozbuzhdaeshsya.- Ah-eto zlye yazyki!hahahaha.......gotta stay away from those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Любознательный пассажир спрашивает у стюардессы:- Милая, а что означает ТУ-154-2Б?- Ну, ТУ - это значит, что самолет выпущен конструктором Туполевым, 150 - количество мест в салоне, а 4 - это сколько членов экипажа.- А 2Б?- А это мы с Маринкой.------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Хорошо моряку - в порту его ждёт девушка!Хорошо дальнобойщику - девушка ждёт его на стоянке!Хорошо проводнику - девушка ждёт на вокзале!И только девушке плохо: то в порт, то на стоянку, то на вокзал...у мeня ceгодня заeло... вce нa oдну тeму... ------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 В церкви.- Грешила, дочь моя?- Ох, грешила, батюшка!- Каешься?- Каюсь, батюшка!- Ну, целуй распятие... да без языка!Рабиновичу приказали сделать плакат к первомайской демонстрации.- А что на нем писать-то?- Придумай краткий лозунг о силе и единстве нашей партии!На демонстрации Рабинович нес плакат: НАС- РАТЬ------------------Once You You Can't StopTëMA AIM: ArthurBrooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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