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= History of the Pussy =


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= History of the Pussy =

Seven wise men with foresight so fine,

Created the Pussy, to their own design.

The First was a Thinker, so along with a slit

To make it more willing, he gave it a clit.

Next was a miner, strong and bold,

To feel right at home, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With soft beaver fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a tuna to give it a smell.

Sixth, an evangelist whose name was McKee,

He praised it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

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