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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to

examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or

cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about

to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery, Schwartz had the

longest penis he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't

send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like

this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner

used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it

home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to

show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

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