rachel1997 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 A mortician was working late one night. It was his job toexamine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried orcremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was aboutto be cremated, he made an amazing discovery, Schwartz had thelongest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can'tsend you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis likethis. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coronerused his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took ithome. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something toshow you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase."Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klitika Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 hahaha sum wife he had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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